LITTLE CRITTER'S JOKES


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Teacher: Little Critter, I want you
to spell mouse.
Little Critter: M-O-U-S.
Teacher: But what's on the end?
Little Critter: A tail!

What kinds of umbrellas do critters use in the rain?
Wet ones!

Little Critter: What's
worse than finding a
worm in an apple?

Dad: Finding half a worm!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl you know unless you open the door?	Knock, knock. Who's there? Max. Max who? Max no difference. Just open the door!	Knock, knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let me in. It's cold out here

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